Amid all the impotent flailing on Conservapedia, I stumbled across this little gem of a wild assertion, in the stomach-turning essay Marry a Conservative:

"Marry a conservative. Benefits include:
* freedom from sexually transmitted diseases and their harm (including infertility)"

Really? Conservatives don't get STDs? Well if that's true, then we should see some really striking results if we, say, create a table of the states with the highest STD rates, and colour them according to whether they're Republican (red) or Democrat (blue)...