For all you crazed fans out there, the women who want me, and the men who want to be me, and the assorted religious fundamentalists/Truthers/Anti-vaccinationists who want to maim/kill/expose/"educate" me, I will be in attendance at Nature's ScienceBlogging 2008 Conference at the Royal Institute in London tomorrow.

Website: http://network.nature.com/forum/sciblog2008

If you want to track me down, I'll have a name badge with "Martin" on it, and I'll look something like the photo of me you can see on the front page, wearing a black shirt and jeans. Do come up and talk to me. I'll pay you a tenner if you ask for my autograph in front of any hot chicks that happen to be around.

Good ways to approach me at the conference:

"Wow, you're Martin aren't you, you're much slimmer and more handsome in real life."

"Hello, I'm your biggest fan, your blog saved me from AIDS."

"Your writing makes my wife horny."

"Hi, say, you don't seem to have a drink, let me resolve that issue for you."

"I know where the buffet is!"

Et cetera. Seriously though, I'd love to actually meet somebody who reads and appreciates all this stuff that I post, so if any of you are going to be there, track me down :)